The New Tom Cruise?

So, I think it's pretty obvious that Charlie Sheen has flipped his lid. Remember when Tom Cruise was jumping on Oprah's couch? I'm pretty sure that's Charlie's next move.

I think it's hilarious that his insults consist of calling people "contaminated maggots", and "trolls", but if you're cool in his book, you're a "warlock" or "goddess". And what the hell is with the obsession with tiger's blood?

According to Charlie, Jon Cryer is one of the "trolls" that so badly irks him. Most of the people that have been verbally attacked by Charlie aren't commenting. But Jon decided to set the record straight.

See for yourself:

I totally needed that laugh today. Thanks, Jon!