As I was loading the dishwasher, my phone chattered again. "Oh, yeah", I thought. Email. So, I logged in.
Subject: "Welcome to your third trimester!"
I didn't believe it. I fired up my laptop and started googling, "when does the third trimester of pregnancy begin?" Guess what. It really is today.
I am still in a bit of shock. Wow! That's really all I got - wow.